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Movies: Lesbian Vampire Killers

Movies - 27 October 2009 12:00 AM | Updated 09 December 2014

Movies: Lesbian Vampire Killers

Fletch (James Gorden) and Jimmy (Mathew Horne) decides to temporarily escape their woes and go on holiday to a remote village, only to find that all of its women have been enslaved by lesbian vampires due to an ancient curse.

Lesbian Vampire Killers


Classification:
M18
Genre:
Action / Comedy / Horror
General Release Date:
22 Oct 2009
Running Time:
1 Hour 24 Minutes
Distributor:
Shaw Organization
Director:
Phil Claydon
Cast:

AJames Gorden, Mathew Horne, MyAnna Buring, Silvia Colloca, Vera Filatovca
 
  Girls, gore and garlic - horror-comedy hardly comes more enjoyable (and forgettable) than the aptly-titled "Lesbian Vampire Killers", which does what it says on the tin over and over again for almost 90 hollow minutes with no attempt at any sort of lasting cinematic memory, except perhaps for the DVD release which will be a hot item for guilty indulgence.

Just your typical weekend getaway in Wales...


 
A holiday weekend in Wales for British TV's "Gavin and Stacey" James Corden and Matthew Horne turn into a bloodsucking bonanza for Sapphic sirens, the order of the day in a remote village where every young girl turns into a vampire on their 18th birthday.

... where every young girls turns into a vampire on their 18th birthday.



 
Jimmy (Horne) is here because he's trying hard to get over his impossibly difficult girlfriend Judy (Lucy Gaskell) and Fletch (Corden) tags along because he's just been fired as a promo clown. It isn't long before they are introduced to the four visiting foreign students on an assignment - Heidi, Trudi (Scotland's Mulheron sisters Tiffany and Ashley), Lotte (MyAnna Buring, "The Descent") and Anke (Louise Dylan). Throw in a vampire-killer vicar (Paul McGann, "Withnail And I") and Queen Vampire Carmilla (beautiful Silvia Colloca) and you get an adventure fit for slackers, pervos and mind-numbed teens who'd pay good money to sit through any poor excuse of a plot just to see what these characters will do to one another.

Add in visting foreign students and you have B-grade girls, gore and garlic aplenty!




There isn't a better short summary than to say that "Lesbian Vampire Killers" is a stylised B-grade feature with great special effects deserving of a more important movie. Most critics reviewed this negatively as a missed opportunity, considering its promising movie title and cross-genre appeal. It has one or two laugh-out-loud moments of crude humour but mostly it's a passing popcorn movie.


Watch this if you liked: "My Secret Admirer Is A Vampire”, “The Vampire Lovers”, “Lust For A Vampire”, “Dracula: Dead And Loving It”
 
Lesbian Vampire Killers


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Vampire Killers
  • Vampire Killers

    (2009)
  • Rated
    M18 /
    Genre
    Action, Comedy, Horror
  • Language
    Eng
  • (4 Reviews)