While we may all think bad ol’ Voldemort probably going to stay dead now that the Harry Potter series of movies are over, we can’t rule out the possibility of him coming back to life because after all, he’s a freakin’ wizard. Here, we take a look at possible career options for Voldy to pass his time a bit more peacefully.
Sound Effects Talent/Voice Talent
In the trailers for Deathly Hallows Part 2, Voldemort unleashes a barrage of low pitched "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHs" for almost everything he does; whether it’s casting a spell, getting zapped or being pulled down off a platform together with Harry. Voldy sure loves his low “Yeah!” screams. He’s also proven himself to be an able narrator in the trailers. Perhaps a career replacing the infamous Wilhelm Scream in the world of sound effects is in the works? Or will he do what Don LaFontaine did for trailer narration?
Joining the cast of CSI: Miami
Once again, Voldemort’s talent for unleashing YEAHs could be used in the world of film and television. One could see him joining the cast of CSI: Miami and forming a formidable tag team of YEAHs with David Caruso’s Horatio, and double pun all of us. If you thought Horatio was hard enough to retort because he always walked away before you could say anything, try doing it to a psychopathic evil wizard’s face.
Of course, the name Detective Voldemort should probably strike fear into the hearts of many criminals and significantly lower crime rate in the city of vice. He could then still satisfy his evil ways by interrogating criminals with unethical methods.
Twitter Power User
Voldemort’s always had a skewed world view of the world and with the online social media boom, he could take to the interwebs, express his views and make money off it!
Wait, what is this you say? Oh, he’s already done it. (http://twitter.com/lord_voldemort7)